User:Palantas

A legend of known and unkown space, Palantas runs this wiki.

Background
Palantas has seen it all. Battlecruisers on fire off the shoulder of Tarsonis. Rail beams glittering in the dark near the Longest Yard. All of these moments will be remembered, forever.

I've fought in two Galactic Wars and countless smaller ones in a universe of violence. I led billions of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to titans and battlestars. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no human had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed millions of sentients, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am.

History
That bit about winning and losing a fortune? That happened. Palantas works as a mercenary most of the time; poorly. Pay me to drink. Watch; I'll do it.

Disambiguation
Fucknuts appear on the Internet claiming to be the real Palantas. Liars. I am the TRUE and HONEST one.

Known Fakers

 * YouTube Faker
 * Tumblr Faker